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this isn’t just coaching. it’s your personal intervention.
you’re not lazy. you’re not broken. you’re stuck in patterns you didn’t choose
& i’m here to help you torch them.
chaos code is my high touch, identity level coaching for women who are done spiraling, second guessing, and settling for crumbs.
we strip the bs, decode your chart, break the loops, and build a life that finally f*cking fits.











what you'll get
→ weekly 1:1 calls (60 min)
→ unlimited voxer support between sessions
→ astrology chart-based strategy
→ real time coaching to shift behavior, mindset, and identity
→ customized rituals, reflection prompts, and action steps
→ access to my brain, fire, and fierce af mirror
→ no fluff. no coddling. just truth + transformation.

(1:1 coaching)

chaos code

what to expect:
you’ll feel called out, seen, and deeply supported.
you’ll cry. you’ll laugh. you’ll rage.
and you’ll finally stop running from yourself.
we’ll rewire self-trust, burn down people-pleasing, rebuild habits that actually stick, and help you show the f*ck up—for you.

this is for you if:
→ you “understanding your patterns” & still living in them
→ you’re high-functioning but feel like a fraud underneath
→ you’ve done therapy, & it didn’t quite hit your root
→ you’re over being the fixer, the overachiever, the avoider
→ you’re ready for actual change... not just talking about it

i won’t fix you. i’ll remind you who you are.
chaos code is the permission slip and the structure you’ve been craving.
your whole life can shift. lfg.

who tf am i?

this is your chart, stripped to the bones.







i’ll call out your sabotage, show you your shadows & tell you what no one else will. you’ll laugh. you’ll probably cry. you’ll definitely feel seen.
no vague woo-woo. no sugarcoating. just raw insight you can actually use.

you’ll get raw, unfiltered clarity about your identity, purpose, patterns, blocks, and power... with actual steps to change your life. no fluff. just truth.

chart reading

$222

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so, why me?

you’ve tried soft coaching. it didn’t stick.

you’re tired of holding back, hiding your power, and calling it healing.

you don’t need another "safe space." you need a sacred disruptor.

let me help you remember who TF you are.
i’ll show you what you’ve been pretending not to know. then we’ll rebuild your life around that truth.

this is high impact healing.

this is what you’ve been craving. come get read. come get real. come home to yourself.

love you, no take backs

so, why me?

you’ve tried soft coaching. it didn’t stick.

you’re tired of holding back, hiding your power, and calling it healing.

you don’t need another "safe space." you need a sacred disruptor.

let me help you remember who TF you are.
i’ll show you what you’ve been pretending not to know. then we’ll rebuild your life around that truth.

this is high-impact healing.

this is what you’ve been craving. come get read. come get real. come home to yourself.