something isn’t working & deep down, you know it’s you.

  your patterns, your people pleasing, your fear of actually showing the f*ck up.

i’m not your therapist. i’m not your healer. i’m your hype girl... the one who holds up the mirror and tells you the truth whether you like it or not.

this more than just a vibe check. this is a wake-up call.

a “holy sh*t, that’s exactly what i needed to hear” kind of moment.

no vague astrology. no fake empowerment. just the truth and a plan.

YOU'RE NOT HERE FOR FLUFF...
AND I'M NOT HERE TO CODDLE YOU

You're here because...

COSMIC CHAOS COACHING

meet the real me

astrology saved my life.

it started with seventeen magazine horoscopes and turned into a full-blown obsession.

what began as “will he text me back?” became the backbone of a spiritual awakening, ego death, and total reclamation of my damn life.

i’ve used astrology to unlearn codependency, confront abandonment wounds, face my rage, and stop performing for love. burned down the beliefs that kept me small and built a life based on truth, devotion, and gut-level self-trust.

this isn’t a phase. it’s a calling.

i’ve spent years doing the deep shit.

trauma work. books. podcasts. breathwork. therapy. emdr. shadow work. healing in the dark. obsessively reading charts and connecting dots most people don’t even see. i know what it's like to survive & still not feel free.

& i know what it takes to change that.

my superpower? i can see right through you & you’ll actually feel safe.

i relate to the chaos and call out the bullshit.
i don’t coach with kid gloves. i coach with fire.

if you want a pep talk, i’m not it.

done abandoning yourself? let’s go.

you’ll probably hate me at least once.

& you’ll still feel safe.


let's get real...

you're in the right place

IF YOU'RE DONE PRETENDING

astrology saved my life.

it started with seventeen magazine horoscopes and turned into a full-blown obsession.

what began as “will he text me back?” became the backbone of a spiritual awakening, ego death, and total reclamation of my damn life.

i’ve used astrology to unlearn codependency, confront abandonment wounds, face my rage, and stop performing for love. burned down the beliefs that kept me small and built a life based on truth, devotion, and gut-level self-trust.

this isn’t a phase. it’s a calling.

i’ve spent years doing the deep shit.


trauma work. books. podcasts. breathwork. therapy. emdr. shadow work. healing in the dark. obsessively reading charts and connecting dots most people don’t even see. i know what it's like to survive and still not feel free.

& i know what it takes to change that.

my superpower? i can see right through you & you’ll actually feel safe.

i relate to the chaos and call out the bullshit. i don’t coach with kid gloves. i coach with fire.

if you want a pep talk, i’m not it.

done abandoning yourself? let’s go.

you’ll probably hate me at least once.

& you’ll still feel safe.


read me plz

this isn’t a cute horoscope. this is your soul’s blueprint. get clarity, confirmation, and the cosmic kick in the ass you didn’t know you needed.

who tf am i? (chart reading)

yes b*tch, tell me more

ready to stop spiraling and finally follow through?
chaos code is where your excuses end and your structure begins. no fluff. no bypassing. just real, raw transformation with astrology in your back pocket.

chaos code (1:1 coaching)